How to inflict pain

I was looking for a picture that would help illustrate this blog and found this picture which, from the way it's labeled looks like a map on how to best inflict pain. Anyway...

Last Friday I got a massage from Willy. I had, gasp!, worked out on Tuesday and knew that my legs would probably need some work. Ho..ly..Shit but did that massage hurt. My calves, which are normally my trouble(read pain) areas felt great when he applied pressure. When he moved onto my thighs, however, I was writhing in so much pain. So I guess I have new problem areas or I had an awesome work-out on that stepper. At the end of the massage he spent so much time on my chest that I almost opened my eyes to say, "Dude stop playing with my huge boobicals."

*I just checked back on this picture and it's making a the post a little jacked. Sorry.